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Billy Owen

Hilarious Funny White Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

3 min read

Going to work every day, communicating with many people, we come across a lot of racist talk on numerous occasions: on the subway, waiting for your meal at McDonald’s, hearing two random people on the sidewalk conversing… Racist jokes have been around for quite a while and it’s almost inevitable to hear one every now and then; even you yourself probably know a couple of black, Jew, or Mexican jokes you’ve shared with friends and laughed together. And while these jokes are the most common type, what about the ones regarding white people?

Caucasians do enjoy having a good laugh at their colored friends’ expense, while they don’t really appreciate it when the joke is on them. Sorry fellas, sometimes you just can’t go against it - it’s only natural people would start making funny jokes about redneck crackers and dumb blondes when there are so many “nigger” and “Juan” puns out there. Truth is, no matter the color of our skin, we all like a good joke when we hear one, so if you’re a white folk who got here by accident, don’t get offended but crack a smile at the one-liners we’ve selected for you. Later, you can pay us back with some other racist jokes, as we have those too ;)


How do you offend a white person? 

Tell them they can't tell racist jokes.


What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? 

An improvement.


What does a white woman make for dinner? 



What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.


How are crayons like people?

No one likes the white ones.


What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?

A white girl's ass.


Why can’t white people play chess?

Because they’ve been taught that all white pieces are kings.


Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? 

Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.


What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? 

You know he did it.


Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It’s hard to find them in the snow.


Why don’t people tell white jokes?

They want to keep their jobs.


Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?

Because crackers get soggy when wet.


What do you call a white man with a large penis?

An endangered species.


What do you call a bus full of white people?

A Twinkie.


What do you call it when a white man marries the woman of his dreams? 



How do you make a hundred white old ladies yell “Fuck!” at the same time?

Get one to yell “Bingo!”


A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed. Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.


Why did the white man visit the moon? 

He heard that the Indians had land there.


How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?

He walked in and payed for it.


Why did white people own slaves?

They were not strong enough to pick cotton.

source: FunnyJokes2Go